Since the release of Cybertrucks to the public in late 2023, Tesla’s release has faced criticism, memes, and significant public attention. The truck is quite literally “living the meme,” as it’s the laughingstock among modern vehicles with its arguably fashionable look. Not to mention the outrageous price for a dumpster on wheels.
To start, the truck already has a host of flaws, like faulty windshield wipers, panel gaps, trashy windshield glass, loose trim, and minuscule brake lights. Additionally, the Tesla brand has the worst drivers in the world, with 36.94 accidents for every 1,000 drivers. Not a great track record. It’s not much better inside, either, lacking grab handles and a traditional instrument cluster, just like a non-functional LEGO car.
When looking at a Cybertruck, our eyes are immediately assaulted by its strange shape, which looks like it belongs on my geometry homework or in a toddler’s drawing. The pointed roof also vaguely resembles a conehead baby or possibly Elon Musk’s posture. They’re designed like a Global Industrial 40 Gallon Stainless Steel Swing Top Receptacle trash can, and we can only imagine it smells like old pennies.
Cybertrucks occupy a massive amount of space on the road, and for some unknown reason, people love to wrap them in the most outrageous prints. Most of these prints have some sort of propaganda depicting the president, or just camo print (like you could disguise that monster). Some Cybertruck haters have even decorated others’ road roaches with vulgar statements in spray paint about Tesla CEO Elon Musk.
Elon Musk, the supposed genius behind the infamous trucks, is facing massive internet shame for his car as well as his actions. From naming his kids after computer passwords to controversial nationalistic gestures at rallies, he has his media team working overtime. But who’s going to stop him? Not the president, that’s for sure. Congratulations to Tesla for making a car as annoying as its CEO.
To summarize the Cybertruck, it’s ugly, takes up significant space, and has more problems than Musk himself. We know that the shiny metal exterior of that thing also heats up like a car seat belt on a hot day and would give you a nice new burn after leaning on the car accidentally. Not to mention the outrageous prices starting at 80k, not even including car insurance. This just proves you can’t buy taste.
